We have reached the final Earthbound/Mother/I Don’t Know What You Call This Franchise Anymore game. Let’s get this over with, I don’t have anything to say about this one. This may be the most boring part yet.
After Giygas’s ill-fated demise, Jett Porkins time travels 1,0000 into the future, where the very last of humanity has gathered on a cluster of islands called The Somewhere Islands. This is a summary of every chapter in the game.
PROLOGUE
Our main character, George Lucas, is woken up by his mother to find his brother, Claus. When we find him with Grandpa Steve, a cockroach materializes and battles Luke Skywalker and Clouse Bug. He is killed in one hit. BINGBONGDINGALINGNUTS
CHAPTER 1
Our father, Flint Michigan, went out to get some milk.
CHAPTER 2
Our Fathers friend, Dust II, was majorly depressed after Flint Macwood left and went to the local bar to drink.
CHAPTER 3
A monkey gets abused by Jafar from Alladin.
CHAPTER 4
Lucas couldn’t pay the rent after his dad left, so his house was demolished and replaced by a bar, the same bar Duster went to, and Lucas starts working there in exchange for beer even though he’s a minor.
CHAPTER 5
Lucas and Co. Blow up the Eiffel Tower.
CHAPTER 6
Lucas has hallucinations of his father.
CHAPTER 7
Lucas and co. race against Mega Man to see who can collect the most vaccine syringes.
CHAPTER 8
Mega Man ends up releasing COVID-3000 and everybody died. This is a crap post and I wasn’t as motivated in this post as the others to take this seriously.